Hey Blerdy Tribe, here’s another healthy dose of quality content here on Blerdy Otome! Another edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill: Otome Edition hot off the presses for your reading pleasure! For those of you that didn’t play this game as a kid, the basic premise is this:
One person poses three names of people known to someone else (either people known in their personal lives or of celebrities). The other person then has to decide which of the three they would kiss (or fuck, in more mature versions of the game… like this one), which one they would marry, and which one they would kill.The rules~
I’m cutting the middle man and just using the love interest lineup from otome games to answer three sacred, age old questions—Which otome guy would I fuck? Which otome guy would I marry? Which otome guy would I kill? This time around I’m looking at the boys of Kissed by the Baddest Bidder!
The Premise of Kissed by the Baddest Bidder
You work as a housekeeper in Tres Spades hotel/casino, during your shift you have been asked to serve the rich and famous who are attending a party in one part of the hotel. Somehow you, finding a room that houses some expensive items and accidentally breaks a glass Venus statue. Amidst some unfortunate events, you ended up being an auction item! It is against the rules of the black market auctions to auction off unwilling participants, so you end up being bought by five men in order to save your life for $20 million. The question is: who’s the bidder you’ll go off with?
The Characters of Kissed by the Baddest Bidder
The cold-hearted CEO
The cool mobster
The womanizing thief
The enigmatic artist
The slacker detective
Fuck, Marry, Kill – Kissed by the Baddest Bidder Edition
I asked my Discord server with no context to pick three guys from KBTBB and So Rae Geeks was the first to answer with Soryu, Ota, and Rent-a-Cop (Mamoru). So let’s do this!
Fuck – Mamoru Kishi
Chain smoking slacker detective Mamoru Kishi is mostly overshadowed by the other Bidders, mostly cus he looks like someone’s drunk uncle. But, something about his scruffy appearance and dad bod is kind of sexy and for a dude who looks like he’s been around the block a few times, I bet Mamoru is a demon in the sack.
Marry – Soryu Oh
Soryu is the love of my life and you can’t convince me otherwise! So what if he’s the head of one of the largest crime syndicates in the world, it’s what’s inside that counts. Loyal, devoted, and super sweet; Soryu is definitely husband material! When you’re with Soryu, you know you’re in good hands and I wouldn’t mind being a mob wife if it meant snuggling up to this man every night!
Kill – Ota Kisaki
Eh, I’m not really a fan of Ota, so this wasn’t a hard choice. Eisuke is a kill on sight, but with Ota, I’d I’d savor it… I mean this man treats you like a friggin dog! ಠ__ಠ I’m definitely not trying to become the plaything of a sadistic dude like Ota nor do I want to be treated like a pet—so Ota is a no for me. But before that, I’d give him a nice whack with his riding crop for my own satisfaction~
Which characters in Kissed by the Baddest Bidder would you fuck, marry, or kill?