It has really been a long time since I last picked up this game. DRAMAtical Murder and the Koujaku reviews were my first ever reviews on this blog, and here I am almost seven months later writing another one. Boy has the time flown by…my only hope is that I’ve improved some since those first reviews (at least I think I have). I have since written an updated review of DRAMAtical Murder, which can be found, HERE. After muddling through Koujaku’s route, I set my sights on Noiz… But, I was so overwhelmed by how dull Koujaku’s route was that I put DMMd on the back burner until I could forget about it. Well it took seven months, and here I am finally ready to give DMMd another shot!
I did not expect to love this route as much as I did, but oh boy did I ever! Noiz is hands down my favorite route of the game! Noiz is the creep who drive by Rhymes Aoba in the common route. At first his blunt attitude rubbed me the wrong way, but the more I played, the more I began to like this socially awkward bunny!
**Disclaimer: I don’t own these images, they belong to Nitro+chiral…and this goes without saying, but there will be some character related spoilers under the cut and one or two NSFW images in this post (censored) you have been warned**
Following the White Rabbit
Down the Rabbit Hole
Unlike Koujaku’s route, Aoba and Noiz are complete strangers, so they…and by they, I really mean Aoba, have to work to build a relationship with one another. There is a unique back and forth between both men that I really enjoyed watching play out. Aoba is overly expressive and intrusive, while Noiz is closed in, preferring to handle things on his own. Couple that with Noiz’s past trauma and you have a fun dance, with one man stepping forward and the other stepping further away. Considering the circumstances, I feel that the relationship between Aoba and Noiz progressed very well. The character development was gradual, and you can really see how each interaction brings them closer to one another.
As with Koujaku’s route, the conflict with Toue took a backseat to the character development, so if you were expecting any glaring revelations, you’ll have to wait for Ren’s route. In this route, Noiz and Aoba storm the citadel in order to get more information on Toue and the mysterious invitation into the Platinum Jail. After Aoba is injured, Noiz ventures off on his own to find a first aid kit (but not before giving Aoba a goodbye kiss). He gets captured and it’s up to Aoba to save him, but when he confronts Noiz, he’s been brainwashed by Toue. Aoba uses his Scrap and enters Noiz’s mind…and I’ll have you know that place is pure nightmare fuel! Everything is in black and white, and there is no sound, which triggers a glitchy 15 minute long sequence. I swear I thought my computer was spazzing out.
After the sequence the screen cuts to black and white text will appear on the screen. The player is then asked a series of questions. If answered correctly the player will trigger one of three endings.
Endings List
Bad End 1-If you select “Nice World” as your final answer, the game switches to an 8-bit version of the game. The events of the common route play out relatively the same (except in 8-bit form) then Akushima appears and attacks, Noiz and Aoba in Heibon. After defeating him, Aoba and Noiz leave the shop to watch a Rhyme match.
Bad End 2-If you select “Real World” as your final answer, Aoba wakes up to the sound of something wet dripping and the smell of blood. The screen pans out to reveal Aoba and Noiz locked in a bloody embrace. The more they touch the more pain they each feel…
Good End- Aoba successfully uses his Scrap on Noiz, freeing his mind and allowing him to finally experience pain. However, using his power causes the Oval Tower to collapse, forcing Aoba and Noiz to make their escape as the building crumbles around them. A few weeks pass an life returns to normal, Noiz has been admitted to the hospital so Aoba visits him…surprise hospital sexy time occurs. Once he’s recovered they have their Rhyme battle and soon after Noiz disappears for three months. When he returns he literally sweeps Aoba off his feet.
Do I Recommend His Route?
There is so much that didn’t make it into this post, and for that I highly suggest going over to my Tumblr by clicking HERE, you won’t be disappointed! I had so much fun live blogging this route. I loved this route so much, Noiz was perfect in every way! The development felt natural, definitely not rushed at all. Noiz’s back story was compelling, and kept me reading until the very end. I did dislike the fact that Aoba kept treating him like a child on account of his age, but, eh, what else does our precious uke have to hold over him?
Noiz’s character design is great, from his outfit, all the way down to the pierced member. His whole look just worked! Even when he changes up his wardrobe towards the end (which makes him look 100x hotter), it still works! I did play a patch, which if you already have the game can be downloaded HERE (you will need to make an account with Aarinfantasy), if you don’t have the game, Aarinfantasy offers links to purchasing sites and proxies!
Overall, there were very few errors or awkward phrasing in the patch translation and I enjoyed reading it! You can really tell that the team that worked on the patch did a great job with it! The art is amazing and a few of the backgrounds were anime quality work! The CGs were gorgeous, and did a great job of highlighting the characters in them. The music is stellar! Each ending comes with it’s own track, and I’ll have you know I listened to them all on repeat while writing this review! They all have a techno/8-bit sound that goes really well with the overall gameplay, each track enhancing, rather than detracting from the mood of the game.
This ended up being way longer than I originally intended, but no matter, Noiz was worth it! So, I highly recommend this route, if you don’t play any other route in the game this is the one to play! I laughed, I teared up, and damnit my little heart went doki doki! Noiz is an adorable cinnamon bunny!

