Every Saturday over on my Twitch channel I play Stardew Valley—and let’s just say things get a bit chaotic. Because of that, my chat has taken to calling it Outta Pocket Valley. During last week’s stream, I finally kicked Alex to the curb to be with my first love, Shane.
In case you missed the stream, you can still check out the VOD on my Twitch channel or you you can watch this highlight of the whole sordid ordeal, over on my YouTube channel!



I’m reminded of the romance options in the sci-fi RPG Warhammer Rogue Trader that’s been my recent semi-obsession. (Not your kind of game probably but still).
Your choices are:
-(Male player character only): A sheltered mutant princess with three eyes, the third of which releases evil space magic when opened.
-(Female player character only): A no-nonsense agent of the galactic secret police.
-(Both): A fun loving female “Middle Eastern” smuggler queen.
-(Both): A space elf who feels contempt for humans.
-(Both): An evil space elf who literally has to torture people in order to survive.
It’s funny, I didn’t think SDV would be my thing (I am miserable at management games), but I’ve kinda made it my own experience. I also just did my first playthrough of FFXIV with a friend and I NEVER would have thought I’d have fun with it, but it was kinda cool to play with friends and stuff. So, I’ll never say never on a game lol
I’ve never heard of that game, but I did look up the romanceable characters and they’re all gorgeous! Which one are you most interested in?